If it seems like I just pestered you with a letter, don’t panic. Even though we’re getting older, you’re not losing your mind (as far as I know). You should have recently received my letter inviting you to our 20th Reunion at Homecoming, and I’m looking forward to seeing you there shortly. I’ll mostly be hanging by the bar, putting out the vibe. I apologize in advance if this letter doesn’t live up to my usual standard of brilliance, but I’m creatively tapped out from my reunion letter, I’m writing on deadline, and I’m short of time because I’m busy turning my family van into a dog.